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But yo, it pisses me off sometimes. These apps—full of fakes catfishing ya with filters. “Don’t pee on my leg,” I say, when some dude’s pic screams 2010 MySpace vibes. Then ya meet, and it’s like—where’s the six-pack, bro? False advertising! Had this one gal tell me she “loves deep talks”—two minutes in, she’s askin’ for my credit card. Nah, fam, I’m out—like that scene in *Under the Skin*, “You think you know me?” Nope, vanishin’ into the void, peace out!

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I keep gettin’ these snarky texts on my dating app ‘bout spots in town. Some folks rave about the historic colonial church on Avenida Libertad – a real beauty, man – but honestly, you barely notice it blockin’ the skyline sometimes. I guess it’s like my ex said, “It’s all perspective,”... oops, gotta cut that thought.

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