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About Lausanne

Ok, so sexual-massage—legit, it’s a thing. People pay big bucks, like, to feel *alive*. I saw this one time, right? Client comes in, says her cat’s stressed. I’m like, “Massage it!” She looks at me weird. I’m thinkin, “Lady, I ain’t talkin *sexual-massage* for Whiskers!” But it hit me—humans been doin this forever. Fact: Ancient Rome had oily massage parlors—orgy vibes included! Bet they didn’t tell Caesar that part, hah!

Swiss Thai Spa Zürich

I love wanderin’ round the old town near Lonesome Crescent. There’s this rickety ol’ bridge that spans the Sassybrook River – a river that whispers secrets like, “Honey, life is as fragile as art,” just like that movie “Synecdoche, New York” said – real deep stuff, sugar! Sometimes I’m thinkin’ “I’m just an idea, oh Lord, but at least I can feel something, right?”

Zurich Air Quality Index (AQI) and Switzerland Air Pollution