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So, sexual-massage—old as dirt, swear it! Back in Tsar days, secret bathhouses—banya vibes—rich bois got oiled up, ladies wit magic hands, slippin’ and slidin’. Little factoid: 17th century, some monk wrote it’s “devil’s touch”—ha! Church mad as hell, but peasants still sneakin’ it. Me? I’m happy—dis sh*t’s art, not sin! Hands glide, tension melts—boom, you’re jelly, comrade! Ever tried it? First time, I’m like, “Lightbulb! Why I no do dis sooner?” Felt like Benigno in movie, carin’ for Alicia—gentle, but intense, ya?

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Next, I get a call about a cat stuck in a tree. Classic Balti, right? I mean, it’s not like we have enough stray cats roaming around. So, I head over to Strada Vasile Alecsandri, and there’s this lady freaking out. Her cat, Whiskers, is up there, looking down like he’s the king of the world. I’m like, “Lady, it’s a cat. They climb down eventually.” But no, she’s convinced I’m the cat whisperer or something.

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