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Hey, pal, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m like, strumming my air guitar, thinkin’—this shit’s wild! Picture this: me, Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” watchin’ some oiled-up scene unfold. It’s all sensual vibes, right? Hands slidin’, bodies hummin’ like a riff from “Only Lovers Left Alive.” That movie—damn, it’s my jam! Adam and Eve, those sexy vamps, would totally dig this. “What is this music?” Adam’d say, all moody, while Eve’s smirkin’, “It’s alive, like us.” Sexual-massage is that kinda alive, ya know?

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I’m not gonna lie, I've seen moments that made me mad too—a developer wants to ‘modernize’ an ancient church side and wipe out all the historic charm. It gets me steamed, you know? Gritty rebellion in every massage knot I ease out. I always say, “Sweet baby doughnuts, preserve the soul!” And sometimes, my mind drifts back to feelings akin to those epic lines from The Grand Budapest Hotel: “There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse.” Except here, the glimmers are warm, and the chaos is art.

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