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Once, I tried givin my dog a rubdown—nothin weird, relax! He farted, I died laughin. “That’s what she said!” I shouted, tears streamin. But sexual-massage for humans? Pros say it’s all bout trust. Hands slippin everywhere, oil slick as hell—sounds messy, but *intimate*. Surprised me how it’s kinda sweet, not just dirty. Exaggeratin here, but I’d say it’s like wrestlin an eel—slippery chaos!

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Oh, btw, I made loads of typos message anyway (lol, sory for that, I'm in rush mode), but that's the vibe, ya know? Uster has that rhythmic beat you can almost hear if you listen close—the city tells ya its stories in every squeaky bench, every cobblestone, repeating like an endless remix of life. Honestly, it's a trip: mad unpredictable, sometimes maddening, sometimes lovely, but always real.

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