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We shall fight the knots, we shall chase the bliss, we shall roar like Immortan Joe demandin release! It’s messy, sloppy, typos galore – but who gives a toss? Sexual-massage ain’t perfect, it’s raw, like me after too much whisky. Surprised me once – found meself hummin the *Fury Road* score mid-session. In me head, I’m thinkin, “Witness me!” as the oil drips. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but it’s me truth – a bloody epic battle ‘gainst stress, and I’m winnin, mate!

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I get ticked off when tourists identify everything by some guidebook text. This ain't a museum, pal! It's alive, breathing and sometimes angry – kinda like me before my morning coffee. But boy, it makes my job interesting: listening to folks riff about their lives, their love, their pains – my fingers work like magic while my ears soak up the stories.

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