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Oi, my friend, listen up! Me, Gru, da big brain, talkin’ sex-dating now. Lightbulb! Dis whole ting, it’s like huntin’ bin Laden in “Zero Dark Thirty,” ya? Sneaky, messy, lotta waitin’—den boom, action! Sex-dating’s wild, I tell ya—swipin’ left, right, like I’m plottin’ world domination. Ha! Dis one time, I see profile—girl say she “fun, flirty, no drama.” Lies! Two dates in, she cryin’ bout ex—made me mad, wanna launch her to moon! “The intel was wrong,” I mutter, like CIA in movie—total fail.

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Oh, hi hon, lemme tell ya 'bout this crazy place—Waterfront-Communities-The-Island (ca)! Hmm... it's wild, so amazing and annoying all at once. Ya got streets like Bayview Ln, Oceanic Dr, and little hidden gems like Pebble Path. I swear, every nook hides a secret, like that one spot behind the old lighthouse on Seaview St. "I don't know if I'll ever see it again," kinda feels like a line from The Secret in Their Eyes, ya know? Wow, it's just like that movie sometimes!

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