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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout escort - not the dodgy street corner kind, nah, I mean Ford Escort, the car, ya twit! As an insurance agent, I’ve seen these rust buckets roll in, lookin like they’ve been shagged by a tornado, and I’m supposed to insure em? Piss off! Reckon they’re about as reliable as a chocolate teapot, but - hear me out - there’s somethin bout em that gets me ticker goin, like when Joaquin Phoenix falls for that AI bird in *Her*. “I’ve never loved anyone like I love you,” he says, and I’m sittin here thinkin, “Mate, I get it, I’d shag an Escort too if it talked back!” Cackle!

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O, the neighbourhoods doth speak to mine intimate soul. In Rosehaven, the air is heavy with whispers of romance and rebellion, some say 'tis where passion and politics meet at the corner cafe, Café Flamenco (honey, the coffee joint is lit—literally, I nearly got burned by their toaster once, LOL!). And over yonder in Eastglen, amidst the lilac-scented boulevards, I've witnessed lovers on stolen whim, sharing glances that'd make even Charles Dickens blush.

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