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About Calgary

Sarcasm? Oh, fuckin’ love it when they say “lookin’ for soulmates” – nah, mate, just a shag! Funniest shit? Bloke told me he “sex-dated” his cousin by accident. Hawaii’s small, but not that small, ya twat! Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – she’d lose her mind hearin’ that. Anyway, sex-dating’s a trip, messy as fuck, but keeps ya young – or kills ya tryin’!

Parks? You betcha – King’s Park is lush and chill, a place where even the sun seems to pause. And don’t get me started on the picturesque Clairmont Park. I often lose track of time there, thinkin’ “Oh, Melancholia… like the end, feelin’ doomed but beautiful.” Reminds me of that movie, ya kno? “Life is just a storm, and we are the ground-huggers.” It’s deep, man.

Dakota Johnson and Celine Song on love, dating and ‘Materialists’