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I’m sittin’ here, gigglin’ like a schoolgirl, ‘cause—lordy—I tried one once, back in Nashville, and I swear, I was happier’n a pig in mud! Them soft touches, all slow-like, got me hummin’ "Lord, I’m coming home" from *Inside Llewyn Davis*—y’know, my fave flick! That movie’s all moody and lonesome, but erotic-massage? It’s the opposite—lights ya up like a firecracker! Made me wanna holler, “Hold me closer, I ain’t no loser folk singer!” Ha! Poor Llewyn’d prob’ly keel over watchin’ that kinda rubdown.

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So yeah, babe, Port-Alberni is, like, an endless canvas. It’s super real, with life's ups and downs, and every corner has its own little story. I literally find moments of beauty in, like, every cracked pavement and every sunlit alley. It’s honestly, like, totally magical – “Un'eterna bellezza che non svanisce mai.”

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