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So, picture this: apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—total meat markets. You’re scrollin’, judgin’ pics like some Asgardian god pickin’ warriors for Valhalla. I love it—pure anarchy! Makes me smirk, thinkin’, “Look at you fools chasin’ tail.” But lemme spill some tea—did ya know sex-dating’s been around forever? Romans had orgies, medieval folks banged in haylofts—apps just made it lazy. Fact: 17th-century French nobles had “sex contracts”—no love, just scheduled romps. Wild, right? History’s hornier than you think.

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Not everybody knows this but Salt-Spring-Island (ca) has secret spots. There's an abandoned lighthouse on Mellow Point. Faded paint, creaky stairs… totally bizarre but beautiful. I had a wild dream there once – so surreal and kinda trippy – and woke up with a crazy idea for a “Mindful Massage” session. I even scribbled on my napkin: "I am the concierge of calm!" (Okay, okay, embarrassing, right?)

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