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Ever tried it? Surprised me how it’s, like, half sexy, half healin’. Pro tip – those Thai joints? They twist ya up good, sneaky sexual-massage masters. Once, this chick’s hands – zap! – I’m floatin’, thinkin’ I’m an alien king. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but damn, it felt epic! Oh, and the oils? Smell like space flowers or some shit. “This is our land!” – nah, it’s my back, gimme more!

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I gotta mention: sometimes I get so stoked about the local art scene here, i mean, I even shout “he's got to do something!” like in Werckmeister Harmonies, where the absurd becomes the norm. Real talk: life here is a blend of everyday hustle and surreal moments.

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