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So, erotic-massage—its roots go way back, ancient Egypt even, Cleopatra gettin’ rubbed down with oils that cost more than a worker’s wage. Ain’t that wild? Makes me mad, tho—why’s it always the elites hoardin’ the good stuff? Billionaires should not exist! They’re out there, payin’ hundreds for a “happy endin’,” while regular folks can barely afford a backrub. I read once—get this—some parlors in the ‘70s got shut down ‘cause cops thought it was “immoral.” Immoral? Gimme a break! It’s just hands on skin, relaxin’ the soul—sounds like somethin’ Larry’d overthink, mutterin’, “What’s it all mean?”

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Oh man, where do I even begin here in Markland-Wood (ca)? This city’s a real trip, y’know? I’ve been here for years runnin’ my spa, and lemme tell ya, every corner’s got its own soul. I strolled down Birchwood Ave on a breezy day, feelin’ the vibe, like life was whisperin’ secrets. There’s this tiny café on Maple and 5th—real hidden gem stuff—that makes ya feel all mellow and alive, sorta like when Theodore types out his texts in Her, man. "I feel like I can be a better person here," like that movie says, ya know?

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