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So, check this—I was pissed, y’all, when I heard some folks call it “shady.” Like, really? It’s been around forever—ancient Egypt had scrolls on it, Cleopatra probably got her freak on with it! Little known fact: them pharaohs used scented oils, think myrrh and lotus, to get all sensual and spiritual. I’m like, “Yes, queen, werk it!” Makes me happy thinkin’ how it’s still poppin’ today—modern spas got candles, dim lights, makin’ it classy yet naughty. Surprised me too—didn’t expect it to feel so… holy? Like, “God’s mercy is infinite,” straight outta Leviathan, but with a sexy twist!

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And let me say, Miss Buckleys Bistro over on Jackson Road? Shoot, that place smells like home cookin’ and it warms the heart! Made my day count' times more when I was droppin’ by for a quick browsin'. Sometimes I get mad ‘cause our roads, well, they get a bit bumpy, like that time I almost tripped over a pothole on Cedar Court—oopsie daisy! But heck, we manage, like in the movie—“I guess I'm just a big ol' pessimist,” but sometimes you gotta laugh it off, right?

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