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I tried it once—don’t judge, ya prick—some chick named Misty, smelled like patchouli and regret. Hands like a goddess, but I’m sittin’ there, calculatin’ her hourly rate in my head, like, “$80 for this? Shit, I’d kill for less.” Got me all riled up, then nothin’—blue balls central, fuckin’ furious! “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I muttered, half-jokin’, half-wishin’ I’d brought my own “tools” to finish the job. Total rip-off, but damn, those hands—sublime, like a tax loophole ya can’t resist.

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Consolidateur d'informations de profil Plus de profils féminins sont collectés sur plus de 80 plateformes et conservés dans le système. Coteau du Lac Massage érotique Ava.

Oi, so lemme tell ya bout Coteau-du-Lac (ca)! I'm a masseur here, right, so I get an up-close look at every nook n cranny of this quirky town. First off, the vibe? It's like The Royal Tenenbaums meets a sleepy lakeside retreat. Seriously, "I fixed a hole in my heart", like Richie said, but now it's healed with some good ol' spa magic, ya know?

Coteaulac's Justin Lafleur takes 54th place at BMX World Championships