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So, sexual-massage—think slow rubs, tension buildin’ up, not just yer average back crackin’. It’s intimate, steamy, borderline illegal in some uptight places. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—this ain’t no “relaxation” scam! I read once, some ancient Greeks used it for “healin’”—yeah, right, healin’ somethin’ alright. Prolly made ‘em grin wider than my dental patients after a polish.

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Some days, the streets feel poetic. The river, uh, the Big Mississipi River (oops, wrong river? nah, it’s my mind!) – I mean the small creek near the community center – bubbles along like it’s got its own secrets. I wander those paths, recallin’ hidden memories of late-night chats with locals who spill their hearts like open books. I remember this one time, at the back alley near Marigold St, a couple just burst out cryin’ about lost love. I was like “Caché, my dude, caché,” like, hide the truth or somethin’.

Mount Dennis residents’ groups hosting community safety meeting