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About Halifax

Oi, don’t be a numpty—avoid them cheap parlours. Skanky towels, dodgy vibes—screams “torture chamber” not “relax, mate.” Had one so bad I nearly yelled, “Where’s the fuckin’ SEAL Team Six to shut this down?!” Laughable, really—bloke didn’t even warm the oil. Cold hands on me? Mate, I’d rather wrestle a camel.

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First off, there's Seymour Road. I mean, wow, that street just buzzes with local energy. Every freakin’ corner's got somethin’ poppin’ off – cafés, quirky shops, all signs of real life. And then there's Spadina Ave too – kinda off the beaten path where locals hang. I was hangin’ out there one day, and man, the spot set my soul on fire... well, not literally, haha, but you get my drift.

Chilliwack school bands perform in concert fundraiser for Mental Health Week