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So, I’m thinkin’ – it’s not just a backrub with perks. Nah, it’s old as fuck, mate. Heard tell of ancient Greeks gettin’ frisky with olive oil – true story! They’d knead ya ‘til ya forgot yer own name. Then there’s this Thai trick – they twist ya like a pretzel, half-pain, half-bliss, and yer like, “Seven hells, do it again!” Makes me grin like a drunk bard – pure genius.

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I gotta tell ya, being deep in the massage biz gives you crazy insights. People come in all sorts—rich peeps, artists, lost souls—and trust me, their stories echo down every street like Echo Ave. I once massaged a fella who cried out “life is improv!” mid-session. It got me thinkin’, “Man, we're all just a bunch of improv actors in this wild show.”

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