Anna Bayeux Whore ❤️

About Rio de Janeiro

Now, here’s a tidbit ya don’t hear often—back in the 1800s, whores in London had this trick. They’d hide razor blades in their garters, right? If a punter got rough, slash—straight to the bollocks! True story, mate, found it in some dusty book. Makes ya think—whore ain’t just a job, it’s survival, pure and simple. Gets me blood boilin’ when I see blokes actin’ all high and mighty, judgin’ her. Makes me wanna smash a chair I just built, ya know?

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And tourists passing by. Bayeux you farce, The whore of Normandy, They will shake with any hand. That keep their pockets free. Crafty eyed they seize.

Heh, I remember one hilarious day – my client, a tiny old gent with a hiccup in his heart of gold, whilst being massaged, exclaimed “This is the best twist since the Roman coup, I swear!” I almost choked on me own words, but then as always, I just chuckled and said “Caramba, my friend!” I mean, literally, who thinks of Roman coups during a back rub?

The Bayeux Tapestry on the Move