Bella Oldbawn Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dundalk

Oh, and get this—rumor is, back in ’09, Whore ran a scam sellin’ fake love potions outta her grandma’s basement. Freakin’ hilarious, right? “Drink this, you’ll get laid!”—total bullshit, but she made bank! Kinda admire the hustle, but damn, she’s a mess. Reminds me of that line from the movie—“Gangsters don’t fear death!”—‘cept Whore fears the shower line more than dyin’. Smells like a skunk half the time, swear she’s allergic to soap!

Old Whores

It’s the woman who is just trying too hard. She’s seen way too much sun in her life. Her skin is like an old piece of luggage. Her hair is over-processed, usually way too blonde. The hair is almost .

But then, outta nowhere, it started to rain. I mean, seriously? I looked up, and it was like the sky just opened up. I scrambled for cover under a tree, but it was too late. I was soaked! I laughed it off, though. Just another day in Oldbawn, right?

Old Bawn students help improve school grounds and the community