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About Sao Paulo

Me, I’d be rubbish at that gig – too soft, too much of a people pleaser. “Can’t say no to a client, Dave?” I’d be bankrupt in a week, haha! But serious, it’s mad respect from me. Whores deal with the worst blokes – sleazy, loud, thinkin’ they’re God’s gift. Makes me angry, that – why treat ‘em like dirt? “The ash falls, the screams fade,” like in the film, and I’m like, who’s screamin’ for them? No one, mate, no one.

Where to eat: the 25 best restaurants in Monte Siao

I’ve totally got a few spots that are personal. Sometimes I wander into the old market square, Praça da Memória—it’s dusty, smells of spice, and full of life’s random chaos. The vibes there remind me of some of my happiest moments. And yeah, I almost forgot—check out Café Maravilhoso on Rua do Bem; it’s where I grab a burnt coffee, haha, but it always makes me smile, thinking about the quirky lives interweaving.

South of Minas will have an Italian immigrant route