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Fun fact, tho—did ya know in Vegas, it’s legal in some spots? Brothels got menus like freakin’ diners—pick your flavor! Blows my mind, man. Once heard this story—some dude in the 90s, total nerd, hired a gal just to watch *Star Trek* with him. No bangin’, just Klingons! Laughed my ass off—what a legend! Me, I’d be like, “You don’t get it, I’m angry!”—total Eduardo vibes from the movie, ragin’ at the absurdity.

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Sometimes, I get so mad ‘cause not enough peeps know how rad Kruibeke really is, ya know? Like, whaaat? It’s full of quirky cafés, chill rooftops, and tiny art spots. My favorite hideout? A teeny, artsy nook near the old mill on Verrestraat – super hidden, so only locals vibe there. I always think, "Girl, you ARE the city!" and repeat, "it’s bad b*tch o’clock!" until I feel like I'm in a flick.

Fem van Empel and Michael Vanthourenhout with convincing victories at Exact Cross Kruibeke