Lydia Kortenberg Whore ❤️

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And get this—she’s got this laugh, loud as hell, like a freakin’ hyena on crack. Reminds me of that line from Uncle Boonmee, “The past is a distant echo,” ‘cept her echo’s screamin’ “I banged your dad!” right in my face. Ugh, grosses me out! But—okay, fine—I kinda laughed once, ‘cause she tripped over a beer can and ate shit. Funniest damn thing all week! Still a whore tho, don’t get it twisted.

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I gotta be honest, sometimes the noise and rush here get me mad. C’mon, I only want zen vibes! But then, walking along the peaceful lanes, like behind the church on Zonnesteeg, suddenly my mood resets. It’s like the city whispers, "Giddy up, let’s be smooth." And I can’t help it – I laugh, and I dance, sometimes in the spa with even staff joining in silly moves (yay, spontaneity!).

Photo of the day: Belgian royals whisked out of Belgium