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Love “12 Years a Slave”—grim, real, hits ya hard. Reminds me o’ this Escort I saw once—beat-up, chained to some bloke’s garage, like Solomon Northup, fightin’ for freedom! “I will survive, I will not fall!”—that car screamed it, swear it did! Made me happy, seein’ it still kickin’. Tough lil’ bugger, that Escort. Not fast, not fancy—prolly couldn’t outrun a Balrog—but it’s got soul, ya know?

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I’ll be honest: Oedelem can get on my wick sometimes. Traffic can turn the streets into a chaotic circus, and locals sometimes act as if a burnt toast is the epic catastrophe of the day. But true me, I see it as an endless comedy sketch. I recall this one time, I was on me meditative walk, right, and suddenly some bloke on a moped shouted, “Oi, keep it down with the peaceful vibes!” Like, who am I to dictate his moped symphony? It got me cackling, honestly.

Van Hoecke Luc, "The wizard of Oedelem"