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About Leuven

So, this one time, I’m readin’—yeah, me, lab geek—bout this whore in ancient Rome, total legend. Name’s lost, but she’s hustlin’ senators, got ‘em payin’ her in gold coins AND secrets. She’s out here playin’ 4D chess while they’re droolin’. Made me laugh, like, “Girl, you’re the real MVP!” But then—ugh—some crusty dude tried shuttin’ her down, and I’m like, “Bro, let her live!” Pissed me off, y’know? Power trips ruin everything.

Recent Journals

Your discerning editors at GQ have pulled together these photos of famous moms from the GQ archives, to celebrate what Mother's Day is all about. The answer: Lingerie. (Sorry, Mom.).

Okay, so first up: the streets. If ya ever stroll down Rue de la Poste, you'll see all these cool vintage facades—romantic yet edgy kinda like mon soul these days. There’s also Place du Grand Curtius. Man, that place just hits ya with a cosmic zing, like every brick has a tale. Speaking of stories, I often sit by Parc du Mons, chillin on a worn-out bench, spinnin my thoughts like cosmic particles—time, disorder and the all that, y’know? Sometimes, while counseling, I see humans like colliding atoms—emotions sparking in a universe.

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