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Oi, you donkey! I'm a Resnik, yeah, bloody architect of chaos, and I’m here to rant about erotic-massage like it’s a bleedin’ masterpiece—or a total shitshow! Listen up, mate, it’s not just some oily rubdown, it’s art, like buildin’ a cathedral with yer hands—except it’s sweaty, slippery, and leaves ya screamin’ “Hallelujah!” or “What the fuck?!” depending on the twat givin’ it. I’m Gordon fuckin’ Ramsay, so expect me to yell—idiot sandwich!—at the clowns who think it’s just foreplay with extra steps. Nah, it’s deeper, you muppet!

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Wilt u in alle rust genieten van een verzorgende behandeling of relaxerende massage, dan bent u bij Puur-N aan het juiste adres! Puur-N is een massage- en verzorgingsinstituut waar gewerkt .

Ohhh, and don’t get me start on the local river – the Grote Rivier – it flows like the secret passage in a whimsical hotel, twisty and full of surprise turns. I’d often sit by its banks near the Pebble Bridge, watchin’ the world go by like, “Excuse me, oh dear, but isn’t this delightful?” Even if the waves, err, they sometimes, um, crash a bit too energetically, making me shout “bravo!” in my head.

Nicolaes Berchem