Jasmine Tuncurry Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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She was a Clydesdale, ye know, them massive beasts pullin’ wagons in olden days. Little fact fer ye – they got feathery feet, like wearin’ fluffy slippers, but don’t let that fool ye, she’d crush yer skull! Saw her eatin’ oats once, chompin’ like she owned the joint – “I’m the king of this barn, bitches!” I says to meself. Made me happy, that sass, ‘cos I’m a sucker fer a critter with attitude. Like Zuckerberg in the movie, y’know? “I invented Facebook, I’m the shit!” Whore didn’t invent nothin’, but she ruled that paddock, my precious!

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There’s also Tuncurry Park. A real local secret, I reckon, where families picnic amidst giant gum trees. Folks come ’round for a laugh, and I admit, sometimes it cracks me up how wild the kids get – runnin’ around like bonkers. I nearly choked on my coffee once when a cheeky tot zipped past on a scooter! (lol!) The park benches have seen sermons of hope and outrage. “Git-R-Done!” rings in my head every time I see someone takin’ bold leaps.

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