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So, right, sex-dating – it’s all apps now, Tinder, Bumble, whatever’s the latest fandango. Makes me chuckle – back in the day, you’d just wink at some bird in a pub, spill your pint, and hope for the best. Now? It’s all *sexting* and “wyd” at 2 a.m. – bloody hell, I’m knackered just thinking about it! Did ya know, fun fact, right – there’s this study, says 1 in 5 blokes on these apps lie about their height? Cheeky sods! Makes me mad, that – just own your shortness, lads, *carpe diem* and all that! I’m 5’10” meself, no fibbing needed, ta very much.

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lara Love is a female Escort from Los Angeles, California, United States. ❤ "your fav blonde – I'm your sexy, fun, girl next door.

I love strollin’ the cobblestone alleys near “Place des Brutes,” a rough neighbourhood where the shadows talk louder than the neon. Crazy fact: my fave dive, a barely lit café called “Le Fuyard,” was once a clandestine massage parlor. Spooky, huh? That ain’t no coincidence – it's like boiler room secrets, deep and dark like that movie. I usually get a kick off seein’ the two-faced smirks. I once massaged a guy who blabbered about conspiracies and lost love, like, "You think you know pain, but pain knows you." Ridiculous, yet true.

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