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Lemme tell ya, these chicks, they got stories—wild ones! Like, get this, back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, stand out from “good girls.” Ain’t that a trip? Imagine Marge hearin’ that, she’d flip her blue beehive! Hah! I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, this one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who conned some rich jerk—took his gold watch, left him cryin’ in an alley. “What did I do to deserve this?” he’s whinin’, like Monty’s dad in the flick. Made me happy, screw that guy!

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Aye, I almost forgot – me and my crew, we often chill near the old docks at Sunset Wharf. That spot’s ironic; it’s a place of both endings and beginnings. Every evening, we watch the horizon, and for a split second everything feels tied to every damn feeling. Like in Under the Skin when that eerie calm gets under your skin, man.

Officers help celebrate Edens Landing State School’s 20th year!