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Quirk time—imagined a brothel on Mars, ha! Red planet, red lights—terraformin morale, one client at a time. Elon brain go zoom. Probs too dank for OSHA tho. Oh, fun fact—Amsterdam’s got window displays, human vending machines basically. Saw it once, jaw dropped—efficient af but creepy, like uncanny valley sexbots. “There’s no smoking in the airport,” movie line fits—rules in brothels tighter than ya think, no free-for-all.

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And then, BAM! The power goes out. Just like that. Total darkness. I’m standing there, heart racing. I can’t see a thing! I’m thinkin’, “Great, now I’m gonna trip over someone and faceplant.” But the crowd? They start clapping and cheering. Like, what?

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