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Me, I’m jazzed about it – takes me back to London, Carnaby Street, birds in miniskirts, and this cheeky car zippin’ by! But oof, what gets my goat? Rust, baby! These Escorts rusted faster than Dr. Evil’s plans fall apart – “The warriors attack like wind!” – gone in a flash if ya didn’t wax ‘em. Mate of mine had one, left it out in the rain – next day, holes big enough to hide a ninja!

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I sometimes get so pissed off by the small unfairness of the city – like when power outages strike on hot days, leaving everyone stranded in the swelter. "This is madness!" I’d mutter, clenching my fists – but then I’d calm down, remind myself: "Even in the chaos, we shine like stars."

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