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So, escort—check this, it ain’t just what ya think. Sure, there’s the sexy stuff, but it’s deeper, bro. Some dude in the 1800s, legit hired an escort to sneak him outta prison—true story! Dressed her up as his wife, slipped past guards, bam, freedom! Ballsy, right? Makes me happy, that kinda clever hustle. Beats sittin’ around whinin’ like, “My life is a lie,” ya know, like Solomon in the flick.

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The neighborhood feels warm, kinda like your fave quirky dating app profile that’s too real. You got your leafy bits at East Tingalpa Reserve, a park where locals chill, walk their dogs, and sometimes even practice yoga (real zen, people!). And there’s that quirky café on Maple Avenue – oh god, don’t get me started on their avocado toast; it's epic. (Also, they make a coffee that makes you wanna say, “God, if this is what heaven’s like, I’m in!”)

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