Eliza Somerville Whore ❤️

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So, this one time, I’m haulin’ ass down Route 66, and there’s this gal—classic whore vibes, standin’ by the truck stop. Skirt shorter than a possum’s temper, and I’m like, “Lordy, she’s workin’ it!” Made me happy, y’know? ‘Cause she’s out there, ownin’ it, no shame. Git-R-Done! But then—here’s the kicker—she’s got a pet iguana. An iguana! Named it “Dollar Bill,” ‘cause it’s green and she’s all ‘bout that cash. Little known fact: some whores got weird pets, keeps ‘em grounded or somethin’. Ain’t that a hoot?

Inner Whore

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Now, lemme drop some local deets: Somerville’s got that river – we call it the Lively Run (alright, not official, but it’s real talk) – it winds through like a silky ribbon, reflective, chill like you’re watchin’ that film’s black & white mood, pure and raw. Crazy, how it mirrors the souls passin’ by. I’d often kick it on the riverbank, thinkin’, “Heaven help me” – deep stuff, homie.

A week of events in Cambridge and Somerville: Viva Central, hot sauce festival and open studios