Lauren Kellyville Brothel ❤️

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Oi, precious! Brothels, eh? Slimy, sneaky places they is! Hiss! Me likes ‘em, me hates ‘em – split, see? Watched *Zodiac* million times, "What's that smell?" – stinks like brothel air sometimes! Dark, grubby corners, secrets creepin’ round. Used to sneak by one, back in Shire-days, all hush-hush, hobbitses whisperin’. Girls there, oh, glitterin’ eyes, but tired, y’know? Made me sad, precious, so sad! "I’m not finished!" – that’s what I’d yell, mad as hell, ‘cos some greasy git tried rippin’ ‘em off!

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Not to mention our quirky landmark, the Kellyville Town Centre – it’s the hub where local flavours, shops, and tech meet in this delightful mashup. I even got my first gig idea while sippin' an extra hot coffee there. Crazy, right? And omg, there's a stray little river that runs through a back alley near Rouse Hill Drive that gives off major chill, off-the-beaten-path vibes but hey, it’s secretly the spot for reflective walks and random daydreams!

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