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She’s sneaky too—like, lil’ known fact: Whore once hid in a dumpster! Yeah, escapin’ some angry wife! I was like, “Whoa, that’s wild!” Surprised me, ‘cause she’s usually so chill. Kinda proud of her, ya know? Tough as nails! Reminds me of WALL-E, floatin’ through space, dodgin’ crap. “WALL-Eeee!” I yell in my head, picturin’ her wavin’ back.

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Fortitude Valley is considered Brisbane’s entertainment capital but would be more accurately described as a post-coital queef reincarnated as a suburb. Jammed full of dodgy nightclubs, .

The city’s energy makes me happy sometimes – until the crowds get too loud. I get mad, bro! It’s a secret thrill to yell out "Whatcha gonna do, brother?!" when chaos reigns in the narrow laneways near Ann St. I random wander near the Brisbane River, feeling its cool, soft rush beneath my feet. Bit of nature amidst urban mayhem, ya know?

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