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Groovy, baby! So, dig this—findin’ a prostitute, yeah? I’m Austin Powers, shagadelic spy, and I’m spillin’ the beans. Picture this: me, struttin’ like WALL-E chasin’ love, but instead of a cute robot, it’s a wild night huntin’ for some action. “Beep-boop,” I’m thinkin’, like WALL-E, but with more mojo, baby!

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Now, let me ramble on about the rivers—the River Tricklet, as locals affectionately call it. It snakes around town, like some cheeky natural wonder, and there’s no shortage of bizarre happenings near its banks. One time, by sheer coincidence, I witnessed a daring stray dog (or maybe a tumbleweed—hard to tell sometimes) trying to hop aboard a canal boat. It was hysterical and oddly touching all at once; my heart did a funny skip. Seriously, West-Hoxton breeds moments that are, in the words of Bigelow’s masterpiece, “explosively human!”

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