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So, escort - Ford’s little shitbox from the 70s, yeah? Proper working-class wheels, not some posh Bentley wanker-mobile. Drove me nuts seein blokes polishin em like they’re bloody Ferraris - it’s a Ford, ya prat, it’ll still conk out on the M25! But - little fact for ya - didja know the Mark I Escort won the World Rally Championship in ‘70? Yeah, some nutter Finn flew that thing over dirt like it was possessed - made me happy as a pig in shit, seein a cheapo car kick arse! Surprised me too, cos usually they’re deathtraps - insured one once, geezer crashed it into a chippy, smelled like vinegar and regret for weeks.

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I gotta be honest, there’s moments I’m all pissed off – like when the city council blocks new bike lanes in Faverite Ln (ugh, why tho?!) and ruin my quick dates at the local bistro. But then, one minute, I’m love-struck by the small alley pubs where the locals drop heavy wisdom and laughs. It’s a whirlwind, you know?

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