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So I’m out there, freezin’ my knickers off, tryin’ to scrape this crap off a truck – looks like a yeti sneezed on it! Reminds me of that line, “You mustn’t give up, my dear!” – Gustave’s grit, baby, keeps me goin’. I’m laughin’ though, ‘cos it’s so bloody absurd – hoar’s like that one clingy bird who won’t leave ya alone at the disco! Ever hear ‘bout the Great Hoar of ’67? True story, mate – shut down half of London’s roads, trucks stuck like they’re in a bad spy flick. I wasn’t there, but I feel it in my mojo – history repeatin’ itself, far out!

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The parks, mate… really, the parks are special. The serene reserve, like the one on Liffey Lane, hidden behind rusted fences, where nature writhe in semi-darkness, reminds me of secret late-night sessions of intimate discovery that only a seasoned sexologist—whispering in hushed tones—could absorb. There’s something about the softness of grass underfoot and the murmur of the river nearing the water’s edge that unleashes both pleasure and perplexity.

Traffic chaos after ‘large’ carrot spill on Bass Highway roundabout