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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk about somethin’ real, somethin’ gritty, like a beat-up ol’ Ford Escort sittin’ in my garage. Yeah, the Escort, man, that boxy little beast from the ‘80s and ‘90s—Ford’s answer to “how cheap can we go?” I’m a mechanic, see, and I’ve wrenched on these suckers more times than I can count. Reminds me of *The Hurt Locker*—you know, “the rush of battle is a potent addiction,” and fixin’ an Escort? Same damn thing. Gets under your skin, keeps ya comin’ back, even when it’s a total pain in the ass.

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Oh, and don't even get me started on the local art mural near Elwood Road – it’s insane, bursting with colors and life. You seriously gotta check it out. I even had a moment of zen there when a passing stranger nodded like, "Hey, you too, friend?" Magical, right? And omg, sometimes I get so caught up radin' on these quirks, I almost forget the everyday madness – the traffic, the noisy neighbors – all fade away in a blink, and I'm simply mesmerized by the playful spirit of Elwood.

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