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Funny thing, tho—some say it’s “immoral.” I’m like, what?! Chill, puritans, it’s just bodies bein’ bodies. Aliens don’t judge, we’re too busy fixin’ time gears. Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d kill for a massage that good—kidding, sorta. “We come in peace” (robotic tone), but damn, I’d zap anyone hoggin’ the table. Surprised me how it’s, like, healing too—back in Rome, gladiators got ‘em post-fight. Badass, right?

Em busca do equilíbrio para a mente, corpo e espírito.

Are your feet tired from walking? Relaxation massage, feet massage, Ayurvedic Massage in the centre of Evora, Portugal.

But then, I see this cute dog. Like, the fluffiest little thing ever. I’m talking about a golden retriever that looked like it just rolled in sunshine. I’m all smiles, right? I kneel down to pet it, and the owner, this old guy, starts chatting me up. He’s telling me about the history of Portalegre, how it used to be a big deal in the textile industry. I’m nodding, pretending to care, but really, I’m just focused on the dog.

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