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About Newcastle

“Why do you care so much?”—movie line, fits perfect. I care ‘cos she’s us, greedy an’ dumb! Wall Street’s a mirror, reflectin’ our mess. I’m half-drunk typin’ this, 13 typos? Pfft, who counts—maybe I’ll spill me wine next. Point is, she’s a temptress, a liar, a bloody legend. Hate her, love her, can’t quit her. Cheers to that, ya bastard—watch yer purse round this WHORE!

Welcome to LJ Hooker Property Point

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Now, parks – oh, let me get properly off on parks. There's the lush, often overlooked Elsternwick Park. Not as fancy as those manicured city gardens, but plenty quirky corners for a good heart-to-heart with nature (or to rant about people’s rubbish parenting, ya know what I mean). And then there’s the waterfront along the bay – small but perfect for a moody afternoon walk. I can almost hear the salty breeze whispering, “Every story has its quirks, mate.”

First Look: Richmond Favourite Bissel B Brings Its New York-Inspired Bagels to Elsternwick