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About Canberra

So I hit the scene, all suave-like, and I spot this chick – total fox, dolled up, givin’ me the eye. I’m thinkin’, “Are you human, or are you dancer?” – straight outta the movie, baby! I sidle up, flash my pearly whites, and say, “Fancy a shag, luv?” She’s all cool, says, “50 quid, big boy.” I’m like, WHOA, 50 quid?! That’s steeper than a mod’s haircut! Made me mad as a wet hen – I ain’t no square, but that’s daylight robbery!

Locality Guide - Dandenong

Now, let’s gab about the neighbourhood vibe. The locals here, I swear, they've got that genuine Aussie spirit – a bit noisy, a bit mad sometimes, but oh so warm. I had a right laugh one night in the local pub on Stanton Street – named after the director himself, can you believe? Not exactly a coincidence, my friend. The banter was as lively as a WALL-E scene – a little rusty, but with heartz aplenty!

Council’s first against an alleged hoarder