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Oh my stars, sexual-massage, huh? R2-D2, where are you? This stuff’s wild, mate! I’m like, thinkin bout it, and it’s all slippery and crazy—like Lt. Aldo Raine slicin’ up Nazis in “Inglourious Basterds,” ya know? “We’re in the killin’ business, and business is boomin’!”—except it’s more like, uh, rubbin’ business, ha! I mean, who knew this gig’s been around forever? Like, ancient Greeks were all oiled up, gettin’ frisky massages—fact! Bet they didn’t tell ya that in school, eh?

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Oh yeah, gotta mention a fave: The local beach cafe over Oak Street – tiny joint but with the heart of Coolangatta. I've met eccentric peeps there who’d come to my parlor, unwind, and spill stories of crazy days. It’s a place where every neighbor shares some secret – or a mishap – like, “Man, I once saw a dolphin just chillin’, grazing like it owned the coast!”

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