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“Sell me this pen!” – nah, sell me yer best pickup line, ya twat! Sex-dating’s a game, yeah? Profiles lie worse than me on tour. “6 foot, ripped” – bollocks, he’s 5’2” and wheezin’. Funniest bit? Mate o’ mine matched his cousin – fuckin’ awkward family BBQ after that! “Sharon!” – she pissed herself laughin’ when I told ‘er. Oh, and the clap’s makin’ a comeback – sex-dating’s dirty secret, STDs sneakin’ round like roadies after gigs. Wrap it up, lads, or yer knob’s glowin’ green!

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Oh, and lemme add—a personal secret: back when I first moved here, I set up my parlor close to Pine Street. I’d get weird stares, but I loved every minute! I'm not just a masseuse—I'm a part of this freakin' fabric; I listen to secrets and share laughs like “Spirited Away” moments, ya know? Sometimes I'd joke, "I ain't a bathhouse spirit, but I sure can relax your muscles, bitches!"

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