Stella Carrara Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m tellin’ ya, plantin’ wheat’s like defusin’ a bomb—one wrong move, and yer screwed! “You’re in a kill zone,” that’s what I’d say to them dumb farmers who don’t rotate crops. Respect my authoritah, I’d save their asses! I’d exaggerate, sure—say it’s a freakin’ apocalypse if you mess up—but it’s true, wheat can be a total whore when you least expect it. Love it, hate it, can’t live without it—kinda like me, huh? Now shut up and lemme eat my wheat snacks, you hippies!

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Ideally located close to Emmanuel College, resort golf courses, shops, Metricon Stadium, public transport, parks and the M1. Only a short drive to the beaches.

I also dig the little-known gem, Lost Leaf Corner – its benches are perfect for a heart-to-heart. One time, i sat there, mind’s all spinning, and thought, “Wow, this is like WALL-E’s sunset scene!” So poetic, right?

The Gemelli Crew Have Opened A Neighbourhood-Style Trattoria In Carrara