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Oi, you donkey! Erotic-massage, yeah? Bloody hell, it’s a slippery mess—hands sliding, oil dripping, tension melting like a sodding ice cube! I’m Gordon-freakin’-Ramsay, and I’d scream “Idiot sandwich!” at any twat who thinks this is just some posh rub-down. Nah, mate, it’s raw—primal, even. Picture this: some geezer in ancient Rome, right, getting a proper oily knead after fighting lions—little known fact, them Romans invented this saucy game! They’d slap on the olive oil, get all “Ooh, my aching gladiator arse!”—history’s kinky as fuck.

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The house is located in a quiet part of Podstrana (10 km from Split). Ideal place to relax surrounded by greenery with the morning birdsong.

Finally, the rain stops, and I’m wandering back towards the hotel on Grljevac again. I pass by this little market, and they’re selling fresh figs. I can’t resist. I buy a bunch, and they’re so sweet! I’m munching on them, feeling like a king.

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