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I tried it once—some back-alley joint, smelled like lavender and regret. This chick, right, she’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s the endgame, bitch?” Hands slidin’ low, tension buildin’, it’s hot—fuckin’ electric. Little known fact: ancient Greeks did this shit, called it “anatripsis”—soldiers got oiled up, rubbed down, ready to kill or fuck, whatever came first. History’s wild, yeah? Makes me smirk—modern prudes clutchin’ pearls over somethin’ old as dirt.

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So, I’m in the elevator, just me and my trusty buttons. I’m ready for a smooth day. But nah, life had other plans. First up, this lady hops in. She’s all flustered, hair a mess, and she’s like, “I’m late for my meeting!” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, it’s just an elevator ride!” But she’s pressin’ the button like it’s a life-or-death situation. I’m tryin’ to calm her down, but she’s like a tornado in a teacup.

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