Claire Balga Whore ❤️❤️

About Perth

Lemme tell ya, I once met this chick – Ruby, swear she was real, not some undead broad I conjured. Worked the corner near a busted-up deli in Jersey, 1987. Smelled like stale smokes and regret, but Ruby? She had this laugh, loud as hell, cut through the grime like a freakin chainsaw. Told me bout this john who paid her in nickels once – NICKELS, man, what a cheap-ass clown! She kept em in a jar, said it was her “retirement plan.” Cracked me up, but damn, that grit? Respect.

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I got a soft spot for Clock Tower Square. That old clock is iconic. Seriously, if you’re ever feeling low, go there – time simply stops, and your heart feels lighter. The place is raw, real, and dumbfounded with history.

Native grass trees conserved for new public spaces