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Love the daft secrecy—parlours with names like “Lotus Bliss” or “Serenity Touch”. Serenity my bollocks, it’s a rub’n’tug with extra steps! Reminds me, “Look at this place—filthy!”—that’s me quoting *The Pianist*, but swap bombs for bad incense. Ever tried it yourself? Bet ya have, ya filthy git—don’t lie! I’d be knackered after, legs like jelly, grinning like a twat. Best bit? No one admits they’re into it—everyone’s too busy actin’ pure. Bunch of wankers!

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Then, my buddy Lars shows up. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s talkin’ about how he almost got lost in the woods near Fetsund. I’m like, dude, it’s not that big! Just follow the river! But he’s all dramatic, sayin’ he was “one with nature.” I roll my eyes. Nature’s cool and all, but I prefer my drinks with a side of civilization, ya know?

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