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About Olomouc

Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So I’m this detective, right, pokin’ around shady joints, and brothels? Man, they’re a freakin’ mess! Been tailin’ this one spot—stinky, loud, all neon lights flashin’ like crazy. Makes me think of *A Separation*, ya know? That line, “What is wrong with you?”—I’m yellin’ that in my head every time I see some sleazy dude stumblin’ out. These places, they’re wild—girls in skimpy outfits, cash flyin’ everywhere, and the smell? Ew, like sweat and cheap perfume had a baby!

What is a brothel?

The cheapest way to get from Košice to Litomyšl costs only Kč, and the quickest way takes just 6 hours. Find the travel option that best suits you.

I once had a meltdown near the old market square – too many chatty tourists yappering on, making my relaxation meditation sound like a circus. I was like: "Are you fcking serious?" Then I took a deep breath, remembered Uncle Boonmee's wisdom, and calmed down faster than a microwave minute. Yeah, life’s a trip here, and every corner’s got a tale, a vibe, a fcking legacy.

Litomysl: Bedrich Smetana's home town